muslimit

Muslim limit:
Muslimit is what the USA is trying to apply to Syrian refugees.

"We have to put a muslimit on the Islamic threats entering our borders. -Donald Trump

by Cloak recordings February 1, 2016

Metro Muslim

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim

He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.

by Suzie Says So October 7, 2014

Oreo Mudslide

The act of shitting your pants while jizzing. The shit and cum slides down to meet under the gooch and looks like a soggy Oreo.

Elijah: Hey Aaron

Aaron: Yeah?

Elijah: I just made an Oreo mudslide.

Aaron: Aw shit! Atleast you didn't get your biscuits buttered.

by ButterMyBiscuitsYo April 1, 2015

Ex-Muslim

An individual who used to identify as Muslim and no longer is.

Ex Muslims are bad asses. Especially the ones who reside in Muslim countries. It takes strength and courage to leave a religion which condemns you to death for doing so. It takes strength and courage to be true to yourself when your Muslim family and Muslim friends judge and shun you for it.

Person A: What is an Ex-Muslim?

Person B: An Ex Muslim is someone who used to follow Islam, the followers are called Muslims. Now they don't practice or follow Islam so they are no longer Muslim."

Person A: "Good for them."

by Anonymous9723546 October 21, 2020

muselim

a devout fan of muse.

"Muselims unite!"
-youtube blogger

by rovert reklaw February 7, 2007

galapagos mudslide

When two enormous African Americans rub their gross titties together and smother each other with chocolate syrup and make bird and lizard noises like the blue footed booby from the Galapagos while having inter course with a chocolate syrup bottle as a strap on

I heard those girls did the Galapagos mudslide!

by Terdboy20 June 21, 2014

Mumbai Mudslide

The inevitable, hot, runny, and extremely smelly result of eating curry-laden Indian food. See "Bombay Mudslide" (Bombay is now called Mumbai).

My God, I bearly made it to the bathroom before my Mumbai Mudslide clogged the toilet.

by RealBurned June 12, 2013