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Lawn Mower Beer

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.
Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.
by jaydubwill January 10, 2013
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Ninja-moked

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!
by Cameatsass September 7, 2018
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Moped

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.
She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.
by dmpawley March 26, 2003
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Lawl Mower

An expression used to express laughter, based off the common household utility, a lawn mower, primarily because it sounds like it's "LAWLing" when it is started up. (Similar to the word "ROFLcopter")
Lets start up this bad boy

- LOLOLOlololol...

- LOLOLOlololol...
God damn it!

- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now that's a LAWL mower!
by sammyyourasalami September 5, 2009
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McWedding

An extremely low budget affair that strives unsuccessfully to look classier than it is. Most do stop short of actually holding their wedding reception in MacDonalds, but if you've ever attended a reception similar to the one about to be described, rest assured, you have attended a "McWedding"

The bride and groom are both dressed in suits or in wedding clothes that were made around 25 years ago. The reception is held in a pub function room or community hall (not bad in itself) and is decorated with a few mismatched balloons, streamers, party poppers, paper tablecloths and weird papery swans and bells (very very bad). The food was clearly made by a team of aging female relatives with no concept of hygiene, and consists of rapidly drying tuna, ham and cheese sandwiches, copious amounts of cheese and pineapple on sticks, lots of quiche and breadsticks and platters of chicken nuggets. Confetti is all around every dish to make it look as if it's of higher quality. There is a DJ with about 3 lights and just as many CD's. There is no open bar. Children run about, fighting and crying because they're so bored. Adults run about, fighting and crying and drinking because they're so bored.
"I've still got food poisoning and a black eye from Pete and Sal's McWedding at the weekend. Shittest thing I've ever been to."
by MagickDio March 15, 2010
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mower meat

Any type of small animal that can be easily killed by a lawn mower.
Pomeranians, chihuahuas, raccoons, skunks and opossums can easily be eaten by a lawn mower. This is like what happened in "Drowning Mona" when Peaches the dog is killed by a lawn mower. All above are considered mower meat.
by supmypeeps! October 16, 2008
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je moeder

Little twelve year olds ussually spam it around in all chats they can. Dutch word for 'yo mama'

Word will always be used to retalliate on you see the e.g.
ME : Damn, your soooo lame...
IT : Je moeder...
by Tidus April 30, 2003
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