Bareback Mounting

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.

Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?

by anon_is_anon May 13, 2009

mountian dew it

hump

do you want mountian dew it

by c0cktrump February 2, 2017

mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

brokeback mountie

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.

Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!

by busterboner August 29, 2009

Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

by strangepursuit December 14, 2010

Monticello

A small backwoods town in Jawjah, mainly populated by rednecks and white trash.

Language:
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish

Currency:
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers

Population:
12,000 (and breeding)

Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)

Main imports:
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks

Main exports:
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies

What the hell is wrong with people in Monticello?

by Go 'Cans! September 10, 2004

Mounting Sex

when dat girl be bringing her titties out and hop on yo dick

Person: i'm gunna mount yo shit up!
Person 2: do it brah
Person: Mounting sex FTW

by Duskyyy December 12, 2013