fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.

John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.

by JasonWS May 30, 2007

Monee

Monee is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. When you first meet her she'll be sort of shy at first and then if she's feeling you she'll slowly open up and infect you with her charming, wittty, funny, and amazingly cute personality. She'll never fail to show you a good time. The more you're in her company the more you'll fall in love with her. She's like a drug, it's very easy to become addicted to her. She's so beautiful and she doesn't even try. She's a natural. She's got long silky black hair, and big brown eyes. She's got a cute little shape and a big ass breast . She can be the sweetest person when she wants to be, but be careful because she also gots a feisty side and damn it's such a turn on. She's so fucking sexy. All the guys break their necks just trying to get a glimpse at her bewitching gorgeous looks. She's amazingly talented. She sings like an angel, dances like Ciara, and cooks like she should be on food network. She's determined to get the things she wants. When she falls in love, she falls in love deeply and she'll stay faithful and true to her man. She's not your average chick. She stands out from all the rest because she's one in infinity. If you haven't found yourself a Monee yet, you better! If you ask me, the definition of Monee is perfection at its finest. She's one you'll never forget.

Get yourself a Monee.

by ........b............ February 15, 2017

Mouse Hand

An unofficial medical condition, whereby the hand used to control the mouse on a PC becomes cold, yet the other hand of the user remains at normal temperature.

Many players experience mouse hand during a long gaming session online.

by Loop Goose August 21, 2005

Kekka moule

The kind of guy to eat an arse

Oh my it’s kekka moule

by Reeeeee69696 April 5, 2019

mickey mouse bullcrap

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying

my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap

by bluebear September 9, 2022

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

by el January 7, 2005

mickey mouse

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

by Aspergis June 7, 2021