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motivation check

A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.

The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"

Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012
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mowtivation

The sudden urge for your neighbor to go out and mow his lawn when you go out to mow yours.
Mom:Everyone is mowing their lawns today,wtf?
Kid:Those lazy lardbutts must have gotten some mowtivation from Mr Jones.
by not even mad. June 29, 2010
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Self mutilation

The practice of harming oneself (on purpose) in some way. There are many reasons people do this, self-mutilation (or: self harming, self injury, etc) is often linked to depression, high anxiety or self-loathing. If you harm yourself you need to get help, tell a teacher or a parent or look in your phone book for a help line.
Self mutilation is getting more and more poular, especially among teenage girls.
by Scars are forever November 20, 2003
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Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.
by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018
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self mutilation

Hurting yourself on purpose, such as cutting. For some people it's for attention, or the need to feel manipulative, but for most it's because of fdepression. It's a coping mechanism, It helps you deal with strong emotions.
Some people think cutting is suicidal, but it's not.
by ScreamSayonara January 31, 2005
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matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009
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motivational apparel

Motivational apparel is an emerging market within the apparel industry designed to motivate, empower and enhance your perception on life and the world. Motivational apparel helps you embody personal, professional and/or community growth. The core function of any motivational apparel brand is to motivate you to create a more positive and productive mindset and lifestyle for yourself and others. Motivational apparel can range from fitness gear to casual wear, to professional attire. Motivational apparel helps you reflect your core motivation to be an inspiration to yourself and others.

The first known major brand of the motivational apparel market is Progressively Getting Better Inc. (PGB Apparel) founded in 2013" This brand offers creative visual expression through its motivational performance products. It's building a community of motivation seekers who empower themselves and others by affirming the Progressively Getting Better motto that encourages positivity, productivity and social responsibility.
"Anyone who is serious about empowering themselves or others wears motivational apparel daily."

"Motivational apparel allows me to be a walking billboard of motivation and inspiration to others."

"We are seeking to partner with a motivational apparel brand to give customers motivation they can wear and love!"
by PGBunited September 11, 2016
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