dihydrogen monoxide

water, H2O

dihydrogen monoxide: It's more commonly known as water. You know, the substance that every single living being relies on to survive? The origins of this item are multifold, from flyers circulated at the University of California at Santa Cruz in 1989 (so 20th century!) to a junior high school student who surveyed 50 classmates in 1997 and got 43 of them to sign his petition to ban the chemical. He then won a prize at his science fair for his project, called "How Gullible Are We?" Several Web pages touting the chemical's dangers are still live. Don't feel too bad if you've ever fallen victim to this hoax; even a government official in New Zealand took the bait last year.

by l333 October 18, 2008

moobington

Pet-name for a fat teenage boy with large, swollen man boobs.

'Ey Moobington, go take a shower.

by somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend August 23, 2004

Moofieclown

An unwelcome individual suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth.

Ben was a moofieclown at dinner because he wouldn't stop analyzing Kevin Bacon's latest movie.

by Driscoll2011 December 17, 2011

mooink

moo and oink combined; the noise a cowpig makes

This cowpig is mooinking so happyilty

by The-oink-lover December 3, 2020

carbon monoxide

What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.

That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

moobies

Abnormally large male breasts. Created by combining the words 'man' and 'boobies'.

Also known as man titties or man boobies.

"Dude, go get a bra to hold them moobies in."

by hoochiecoochies July 12, 2005

moogie

In Star Trek, a Ferengi term of endearment given to immediate female relatives, such as mothers.

I have to tell moogie how much latinum I made from my latest acquisition!

by Jeralan September 17, 2016