mooning

thinking of someone you are in love with

"are you still mooning over your man?"

by p12etty July 20, 2008

mooning-kick

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.

Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.

by MoLetalis March 26, 2010

Mooning

Being AFK on Facebook, long enough that a moon shows up by your name.

Jake: "Man, Jackie is always Mooning."

James: "I know I wish she wouldnt leave facebook on all day!"

by TheGreenLing June 2, 2011

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

Group Mooning

Attacking someone with moonings in a funny way -> mass mooning

We are the mooning gang and you will be group mooning you.

by JohnnyThan December 8, 2010

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004

mooking

(v.) The performance of mookish acts, the imitation of The Mook himself, acting like a mook.

"That noob is mooking it up."

"I feel like mooking at the full moon right about now."

by 150cc May 7, 2004