monoorangeosis

A real disease where you can't hear, taste, or smell orange.

I have monoorangeosis

by orangeguy March 6, 2011

Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.

by deathfordough July 17, 2015

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

The Monsoon Affect

The Monsoon Affect is where you do something at the same time as someone else completely unplanned. The best way to explain it is that it’s basically the opposite of jinxing something.. i.e saying something is going to happen, when it doesn’t end up happening. The Monsoon affect is named after Jinkx Monsoon considering her first name, Jinkx, is basically as I said before, the opposite to the monsoon affect

“I just got a notification that my friend sent me a story on IG, but when I clicked on it, The Monsoon Affect happened and it happened to be the same one I was just watching.”

by Flaminhotmilo April 8, 2019

silly mongoose

the silliest of them all

emily is a true silly mongoose

by da true goat June 28, 2019

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

Manyook

Literally translates to fucker. Someone useless who wastes everyone's time, likes to fuck around. Mentally and physically draining. A prick, only calls when he needs something. Acts likes he's doing a favor, when infact you're the one doing him a favor.

What happened last night?

Haji was being being a manyook last night as usual.

by Jose mourinho November 27, 2016