Hug month

You hug a boy/girl for the whole month

(ONLY MONTH OF NOVEMBER)

Girl: *walking to class*
Boy: *runs up to girl and hugs her*
Girl: “what’s that for?”
Boy: “it’s hug month”

by Mac daddy110106-explore October 2, 2019

Valve month

An interval of Valve time from 2 to 6 months.

"The Source SDK will be compatible with Visual Studio Express in a Valve month or so. If we start production now, it might happen by the time we've fully modeled the content."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

Straight Month

This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.

Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!

Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.

Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!

by A.I.B June 19, 2021

18 months

Five fcking years...

We are going on hiatus, it's only going to be 18 months.

by NiallHoranLarryIsReal May 9, 2020

time of the month

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month

by sleazeee November 17, 2009

first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).

It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

1st of the month

(1)The day every-body gets and cashes their checks and go to their local drug dealer and get stoned, high, or faded(same shit:P)
(2)A bad-ass song by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony that u put on the mornning of every 1st of the month

Hey man, i just got my check, lets look for Johnny, he knows its the 1st of the month=, go check in Kim's market

by willie-o July 24, 2006