monscrat

Originated from a pet moth on a girls holiday in Spain circa 1996. The Moth was thought to be cheeky and appeared up to mischief. From then the name has been used to describe friends, colleagues and people who appear to be up no good or doing something naught. A monscrat isn't necessarily a bad person in fact it can often be used to describe a good person. In its simplest form a monscrat is someone who is fun, cheeky, has a wee naughty glint in their eye and enjoys life.

There are several examples the 1st could be used to describe an upcoming night out "I am getting monscratted tonight" Or "See him with the funky hair dancing about- he's a defo monscrat". "Check that crew over there - total monscrats!!'"Oh doll I only went out for one drink after work last night and didnt stagger home til 3am after drinking, smoking - when not supposed to be smoking and stealing a sandwich from the corner shop - I was MONSCRATTOD!!'

by monscrat mumf February 20, 2010

monstrophilia

It is a form of sexuality. When one is attracted sexualy to fictional/ mythical monsters such as: Godzilla etc/

Oh my god look at that japanese sci-fi geek he must be a monstrophiliac.

by the monstrophiliac November 12, 2009

Monaurally

Sucking oneself off

"Hey Andy, did she suck you off last night?"

"Nah mate, I had to do it monaurally"

by Stan Drews August 24, 2014

Monserat

Monserat’s are very kind to other people. She is self conscious, and she avoids conflict. She makes friends very easily. She has a very soft and low voice. Make sure not to lose Monserat because she will light your day if you are down. She has a very soft laugh, it would want to make you say awwww just from her laugh. She doesn’t really like to fight, because she wants to keep all her friends.

You: I’m a little sad today.

Your friend: go talk to Monserat. She’ll cheer you right up

by itstrueppl March 23, 2021

monstur

Something scary. Really scary. Something so unbelievably scary, the 'e' in monster was downshifted by three vowels to 'u' in order to represent the degree of scariness of the thing in question.

AHHHH!!!! MONSTUR!! *bashes it with a stick*

The monstur on Trisha's card was super scary.

by Scary Monstur October 4, 2005

monstrosorous

1) An enormous portion, large quantity, huge fucking heaping serving.
2) A combination of monstrosity and enormous.

Cheesecake Factory Salads are fucking monstrosorous.

This one guy was high as shit and mispronounced monstrosity. He then gave the world monstrosorous which made the mispronunciation a monstrosorous blessing in disguise.

by The Meteor Man aka Robbie T January 30, 2014

monstruating

That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.

Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"

by CoDoc June 17, 2014