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Mongoloid Duckling 

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.
Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.
Mongoloid Duckling by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010

Mongoloid 

A large, inproportional creature with arms that hang down past its knees. It's legs are long and it's body is short and fat. It also has a major case of retardation. It usually is found in scoutcraft
Mort: hey guys, have you seen the mongoloid?
Skinny Pete: yea I saw that beast in scoutcraft
Mongoloid by Claytard February 8, 2017

mongoloid 

A term used to describe the people of East Asia, that is no longer considered politically correct in general usage, but is still used by anthropologists. It derives from the mistaken belief that the East Asian racial type originated in Mongolia.
Some experts classify Native Americans as Mongoloid while others classify them as a separate race.
mongoloid by weblurker December 9, 2008

cock mongoler 

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.
1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"
A hideous female beast. Typically seen in bars or other night-life venues trolling for unsuspecting overally intoxicated men to take advantage of. They have also been know to travel in packs or herds.
How much have you had to drink tonight? I see a pack of mongaloids eyeing us from a far.
Mongaloid by Elyk311 October 17, 2011

Parking-Lot Mongoloids 

Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.
Me: I'm hungry.

You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.

Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.