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Tana Mongeau

A term used to completely ruin an event
Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing
by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 6, 2018
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mongoed

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.
Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man
by weecalrobot January 7, 2007
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Monger-monger

A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)
Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019
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ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled
"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."
by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009
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turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009
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Member Mingle

When your girl continues to fondle your cock and balls with loving care and affection post coitus.
I nutted up Charleen real good last night after which he gave me a nice member mingle for about 20 minutes till I passed out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people
i am single and ready to mingle
by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014
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