scrotum moneky

a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.

i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."

by JustinTimberlake November 29, 2007

monkorn

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of small blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes, especially herpes simplex or herpes zoster.

Dude, wheres your monkorn?

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

El Monko

Often found at the nearest bar trying to consume all the vodka or aftershock in the building in various mixes. Sometimes found with blood in his Vodka and Redbull stream

Hello. Can I have a double vodka, archers, blue aftershock, blue caracao(sp?) and lemonade please

Can I have three double vodka and redbulls and a purple(1 blue 1 red 1 glass)aftershock please

by Sir Isaac "who's fucking apple is this" Newton May 30, 2003

Sekine Moeko

Sekine moeko is a not so smart girl from the anime The Dangers In My Heart that only a maximum of 10 people love. she is a slut, a tease and a bitch
- dani

Dani: Damn i love Sekine Moeko why her

by Muluga October 10, 2023

Monkon

Def: to be in an unsatisfactory or grumpy mood.

Bearing in mind how little one sees a monk smile, to have a 'monkon' is to be unhappy, to be in a monk.

"What's wrong with Derric?"
"Dunno, but he's got a hefty monkon."

by Joe Fleming February 10, 2005

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.

moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare

by ted April 6, 2004

Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.

Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.

by Jake April 15, 2005