Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

monster babe

a chick that is hotter than hot

this monster babe is boiling my brain

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

monster hunter rise

A MASTERPIECE

monster hunter rise is amazing
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by well why urban dictionary March 16, 2021

land manatee

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

by truehustla October 22, 2010

Loughery Ness Monster

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

by Harry McGill July 20, 2011

the monster that ate everybody

In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.

Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid

by ItAteEverybody December 11, 2004

Gokness Monster

A girl who repeatedly makes the "gok" noise during oral sex.

She's a damn gokness monster, so i had to tell her to shut the hell up.

by gok'n on yo bitchass March 20, 2009