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Mozart boobs

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.
Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!
by Sinead April 22, 2005
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The French Monarch

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Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"
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