Molton shit

An act of when a situation far goes bullshit, or when bullshit is taken to another level

My mom pulled some molton shit when she turned my phone off.

My teacher was on that molton shit when she called my house.

That is some serious molton shit!!!!

by westly pipes June 23, 2011

Molton

The unit measurement of an individual’s ability to grasp highly sophisticated and esoteric subject matter. Literally: "ton of mols ie great amount of molecular mass".

“She just figured out the physics of a wormhole using an abacus. Her mind must contain like a million moltons.” Or: “That guy can’t find his ass with both hands. Must have a completely molton-free brain.”

by TheVivisector October 29, 2014

Molten slag

A massive slag, most likely, but not always from Spain. Will destroy one man per night. If she takes it to the next level and starts on multiple guys then she becomes a volcanic slag.

Mate, she's absolutly molten.

Check out that molten slag.

by Raymondo The Great January 25, 2006

molton

Something that is super hot

That girl is so hot, she's molton

by theorbit September 18, 2005

molto

Italian word for alot.
I was not the one who made this word up (obviously)
BUT I'm the one who started saying it.

1. I love you molto Nat!

2. I'm molto hungry.

by _shkp.BRITTNI May 10, 2007

Molton Brown

Origin Regent St soap emporium. A better class of lotion lady, as opposed to a Tesco Value or No Frills

I heard that that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Molton Brown. Phwoooaaar.

by Van Baggins November 17, 2004

Moltard

A name given to an individual who is "Moltarded", meaning retarded.

"Yo check out that Moltard."

by SweetMoltardOfMine February 20, 2010