the sneaky mole

When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth without any warning.

Cody pulled the sneaky mole on that chick last night.

by the mola December 8, 2009

sloppy box mole

1.A real bitch with a gruby vagina
2.A mole which burries into the sloppy box

1.She was a sloppy box mole.

by sj January 12, 2004

stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009

Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.

Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex

by Jeff_Hiscock March 10, 2019

swole mole

An extremely muscular and short person.

Tom: Dude, did you see Gary? He's been hitting the gym it's just a shame he can't get taller.
John: Mate, he's a swole mole.

by Sevarle March 28, 2015

slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

by Ferret March 21, 2005

Slag mole

An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.

At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.

by MichaelJC July 7, 2006