moisturiser

one who continuously moisturises and bitches about everything. mating call: oh my god oh my god oh my god can i borrow some moisturiser oh my god

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

moisturiser

the name moisturiser started when a group up us were drunk something the moisties dont do we decided which girls were goin 2 b da moisties and then it stuck. the original meaning of moisty was 'the girls who dont drink or go out, the frigid girls, the girls who we couldnt stand 2 b around, the immature then 5th form girls and the girls whos sentences werent complete without the trade mark OH MY GOD!!!!' the moisties apdpted this name & r now proud of it & as a girl i wouldnt b proud of it. it never really had 2 nething 2 do with moisturiser except the name

being a moisty is nothing to b proud of so stop claiming it!

by one of the people who started calling them moistie August 17, 2003

moisturiser

oh my god,dont think ur good,go home

say it to my face bitch,dont use this site to say shit,bla bla bla what ever

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

moisturiser

i said it to ur guys faces all da time it aint my fault if u dont listen!!! i dont bitch behind peoples backs something u guys wouldnt understand

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 12, 2009

Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022

moisturizium

Its what you get after a long slow kiss from moisturized lips.

Moisturizium is a state of mind

by Gemmize September 11, 2022