Moingona Mongoose

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.

Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!

by Neature Guy July 28, 2011

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Moiner

The act of defecating in a golf hole.

After forty plus years of golfing, Ron finally got a hole-in-one the other morning. He was the happiest I've ever seen him. That is, until he went to retrieve his ball and found some miscreant had left a Moiner the night before.

by kibyfuckett September 22, 2015

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Moincraft

A word used to describe a young child who has an extremely annoying obsession of the game minecraft

That kid is so Moincraft.

by ZombifiedZombie June 12, 2016

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Moing Chow

It’s a greeting, a thanking, a welcome, and a good luck to your mate

Moing Chow Everybody!

by Yoloswaggergstring October 15, 2020

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Des Moines, WA

Des Moines, Washington, (not to be confused with the other Des Moines,) is a scenic suburb of Seattle. Aside from it's beauty, it's really more like a bubble. Everyone knows everyone and everyone's mom, which STD everyone got, and everyone that got an MIP or a DUI that weekend. In the 2 mile span of "downtown" Des Moines, there are about thirteen bars, (think about it, yes there are), one Taco Time, one QFC and one Marina. Overall, it's a pretty nice place to live, with limited crime, besides the prostitutes on Pac Highway and all of the super badass high school drug dealers. Des Moines is the classier cousin of Burien, the slutty Aunt of Normandy Park, and the boring sister of Federal Way.

A: Hey, Jimmy, did you go to Mount Rainier High School?

B: Duh, I've lived in Des Moines, WA my whole life. My mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!

2A: Damn, look at those Mount Rainier High School kids getting arrested in the Jack in the Box parking lot.

2B: That's Des Moines, WA for you. Hey I really want some onion rings, let's walk over there.

by Jimmy Mc. Deen June 12, 2011

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