moffee

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking

Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!

by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006

Meffed Up

When a methhead does something f'd up. (or messed up)

Meth-heads by nature have nil, or at best, limited teeth left.

Hence the pronunciation of "Meffed Up".

Can be used to describe a person's appearance, or an egregious situation, the term can be used quite broadly and still remain effective in meaning.

Did you see that lady back there... (grimaces/smirks) "Dude, she was all meffed up!!"

by NWH November 3, 2010

Moffeldiertje

A "moffeldiertje" is someone who is head over heels in love and can't stop thinking about him/her.

Omg, she is such a moffeldiertje. She literally can't stop thinking about him!

by Djarrie December 1, 2022

Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008

meffed off

a mixture off miffed and pissed off, so therefore annoyed

Duncan was meffed off that the girl he was in love with continued to refer to him as her GBF.

by duncan's gbf July 27, 2009

Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010

muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014