"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"
by aloce September 10, 2006
Get the Knackered Mackerel mug.Lacking physique and consisting purely of skin and bones - A mackerel has a spiny back with quite a large gut. When looking at a mackerel, people will often say ''eugh, you seen dat mackerel.''
A Mackerel has no legs or arms, but a fleshy torso. One particular type of mackerel has been spotted in and around the Weymouth area, lurking about with a salmon.
A Mackerel has no legs or arms, but a fleshy torso. One particular type of mackerel has been spotted in and around the Weymouth area, lurking about with a salmon.
by weymouthboy January 17, 2011
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The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.
by GunaDK July 3, 2015
Get the Port Mackerel mug.A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.
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Get the holy mackerel saphire mug.A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.
"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"
Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.
Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.
by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005
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