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shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018
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mash her dinner

by V dux September 6, 2007
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Mashed Pachicken Cheese

A locally famous dish made in Leeside, Cork, Ireland that includes a large portion of potatoes, Kerrygold cheddar, and potatoes all mashed together. It is usually served with a side of brussel sprouts or another vegatable, and in rare occasions, rashers.
"I just finished my mashed pachicken cheese at Sam's place with a pint of Guinness and it was a truly filling meal!"
by S. Gavin November 20, 2007
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Masha

Russian nick-name for Maria. Usually a name given to a female that is cute and smart. Masha's are caring friends also.
Masha helps me a lot on my recovery.
by XxNoNamexX February 24, 2013
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Masheka

A beautiful brown Goddess with a smile that lights up the room. She is reserved, mysterious, funny, and compassionate. She can be mistaken for being hard and nonchalant but if you are worthy you will know her to be a loving, soft, and vulnerable soul.
by Creciti December 12, 2017
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going mashed potatoes

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.
Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"
by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014
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The Keyboard Mash

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"
by Jessica Ellen October 20, 2008
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