yo moma jokes

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.

"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"

by Teksta April 20, 2005

Joe moma's hot

Meaning that u think some ones mom is pimpin all the time she has booty and titys she is hot.

Damn nigga Joe moma's hot

by Scott Hillegass June 11, 2006

sugar free moma

(n) a woman that is in the same role as a sugar mama, but does not have the financial ability to provide for her boy toy.

she lost her job, so she became my sugar free moma for a while

by tortik January 20, 2010

Sizzlin yo moma

The act of trying to get girls but failing to the point of no return

Sizzlin yo moma: hey! r u a babe?
Girl: (grabs tazer) CREEPER!!!(tazes Sizzlin yo moma)

by hipsterjuice September 27, 2011

Moma Chi Zebra

1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.

1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!

by Jace December 7, 2003

flibberdy flobberdy-hocha moma woo woo

The term used for a beautiful woman with fantastic sexual features

damn, your a flibberdy flobberdy-hocha moma woo woo.

by Nickolous April 12, 2005

MOMAS

Ugly , bald head , dirty.

Momas is dirty

by Joe Cosby May 30, 2018