MOJO

a person who possesses rare knowledge or extremely skilled with a subject or activity. This person is usually very deft at explaining complex subjects or ideas with ease and simplicity. Well coordinated or gifted with a talent.

The new professor in the physics dept is the mojo.

That woman is a mojo at badminton.

Stuart killed me at Jenga, he is a mojo.

by xpez August 24, 2007

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005

mojo

(noun) A toilet paper tube stuffed with sheets of fabric softener, used to cover the smell of marijuana smoke. The inhaled marijuana smoke is exhaled through the mojo.

If we don't use a mojo, this room will reek of pot.

by logos November 16, 2002

mojo

weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap

Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert

by zany Zane October 1, 2007

Mojo

music magazine that is aimed at a more alternative audience its not like smash hits! (crappy mass produced pop shit grr!) good free CD's as well!also apreciates that music from before 1995 is actually great!

perso 1:MOJO's got a free punk CD this week that rocks!
person 2: yeah dude no chance of britney spears sneakin in there unlike top of the pops!

by Cpt, B August 30, 2008

mojo

Term used in South Texas to describe illegal immigrants from mexico. The women have their children over here and overpopulate our schools. You can find them working without papers at mexican resteraunts and the men are usually helping contractors uilding houses somewhere. They don't speak english and many of them send money back to mexico to the family they left.

See those 5 mojos inside that '83 Silverado?

by jedijen October 9, 2005

mojo

Is a small man with a small penis who lives in Columbia SC and hogs up and ruins the rants and raves page on Craigslist with his anger of dark skinned males with big penises who can dance and have good sex.

A mojo is one who resembles, in every way,Rush Limbaugh's secret twin brother who lives in a trailer/mobile home (not even a "double wide.") They have been making love to their mother since the age of 10 and they only orgasm when a woman talks about how small and pink their penis is... just like their mom used to do.

by f.f.s. October 28, 2014