A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.
Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
by Nyknup September 17, 2025
Get the Moffing Myrtlemug. 
Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene
“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”
by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025
Get the Dr Moffedmug. by spunk bucket August 28, 2015
Get the moffedmug. “Miserable Old Fuck” - MOF. You don’t have to physically be old to be a MOF, it’s just a perspective people hold who have given up on life and retain their own unhappiness out of laziness for change.
Fucking MOF’s.
by Aknownmouse September 17, 2025
Get the MOFmug. 
