latex missle

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle

by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

Miss me with that gay shit

What you say when mother fuckers saying shit that getting gay as he'll and you ain't tryna be gay an shit

Ryan: did you watch that episode of my little pony last night it was lit

Johnny: What the fuck dude miss me with that gay shit mother fucker

by Mismewitdatgayshit987 October 30, 2016

missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

Ranboo misser

you miss ranboo,
you probably tweeted that seconds after he ended too.

Ranboo misser: "I miss ranboo" *seconds after his stream ends*

by ranboo misser March 27, 2021

missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

by bellewasok April 11, 2005