Italian Massage

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

by SylvanMan April 13, 2014

Tongue Massage

Erotic massage provided with the aid of ones tongue.

Krysten enjoyed the feel of the exceptional tongue massage she was given during foreplay.

by CaptainLOTO November 10, 2014

Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

error message

Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Chain Message

A chain message is usually a message that is untraceable when it it first sent.They are usually sent because of the threat of bad things, such as being cursed, haunted, bad sex, relatives dying or death itself. Do not re send a chain message because it won't work and its stupid. Blackberry Messenger and email are most affected.

Chain messages don't work so don't bother with them. Making the up is just as bad. Luckily there are such things as spam filters.

by Hashdog63748 September 20, 2013

Nickle Massage

A better name of the horrible, horrible 'musician', nicki minaj.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that song 'Bottom's Up'?"

Guy 2: "Unfortunately... Why are you asking?"

Guy 1: "Because I've heard that the girl rapping, Nickle Massage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Do you get a happy ending?"

Guy 1: "DUH! Just look at her!"

by Nonetheless June 22, 2011

cold message

a phrase used in seventeen magazine to confuse teens.

"seventeen magazine said i should cold message my boyfriend."

"what?"

by s.rose January 1, 2010