Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.
Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire
by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021
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Mental Misfire

When you basically have a brain fart cause you dibt have your shit in one bag!
I looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What a mental misfire that was.
by Chaplain Frank White August 14, 2024
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