Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Mental Misfire

When you basically have a brain fart cause you dibt have your shit in one bag!

I looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What a mental misfire that was.

by Chaplain Frank White August 14, 2024