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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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misdirectomy

Accidentally sticking it in the butt instead of the vagina
Jon was on top of Kelsie when she said OUCH! Jon quickly appologized saying "sorry for the misdirectomy"
by JonRulZ October 26, 2010
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target misdirect

Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).
While double penetrating a whore, DJ pulled off the target misdirect on Aki for kicks.
by snakebiter October 9, 2009
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Cell Misdirection

Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.
When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"

"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.
by Skolden December 14, 2012
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Misfile

Misfile - An online comic by Chris Hazelton. It is updated every weekday.

The plot is about a pot head angel (Rumisiel) who accidently changes a boy into a girl (Ash), and another girl gets 2 years erased from her life (Emily). Ash and Em become friends and help each other out. Ash drives a XR4TI which he/she uses to street race. Emily is a girl whos mother always made her study. She got accepted into Harvard, until Rumisiel erased 2 years of her life!

Main Characters:
Ash Upton - 17 year old boy who gets turned into a girl.
Emily McArthur - 18 year old girl who gets 2 years erased from her life, now making her 16.

Other Characters:
Edward Upton - Ash's father and Emily's gynecologist.
Rumisiel - Angel who screwed Ash and Emily's lives up by misfiling their files, which are used to store data in Heaven.
Vashiel - Rumisiel's brother who can't lie, has a crush on Ash, and is always trying to be above and beyond.
Harry - Ash's friend from the local car shop. He hooks Ash up with good deals and help with his/her ride.
"The problem?! The problem is these tits weren't here yesterday!" - Ash

"Aw shit! I went and aged a little girl into dead center puberty overnight? No wonder you're pissed off." - Rumisiel

"Age is not the problem! I wasn't supposed to have these things ten or twenty YEARS from now. You turned me into a GIRL you feathered FREAK"

Wow, what a misfile.
by Jess_L January 2, 2009
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missfire

The act farting and ruining a good pair of underwear.
Person 1 : Burh imma let it rip

Person 2 : Go ahead dude

Person 2 : Dude I had a missfire can I use your bathroom?
by ElLecherox November 12, 2015
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