North Korean Missile

Someone who aims high, but fails miserably.

Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never remembers to hand in his assignments.

by Over the Hll April 19, 2009

missile anus

A hilarious mispronunciation of "miscellaneous".

The amusement park was filled with its usual assortment of tourists, performers, and missile anus weirdos.

by vince_k May 19, 2016

soviet missile

1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.

1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."

2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"

by Beauqiikoi November 21, 2013

Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

Piss Missile

Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.

Holy shit! Their three hole guy just hit a piss missile off his fastball

by SuperLMH July 21, 2020

morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

by D'fo February 25, 2004