shingle-minded

A person who has nothing on their mind except working on roofs.

That guy across the street is crazy, he has been banging on his roof all morning. He is definitely shingle-minded.

by peteski10 January 10, 2010

minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

Milne

A seemingly unpronouncible last name to those outside the Milne genus.
Originating from Scotland, Milnes are a hardy bunch, many of whom 'immigrated' to Australia as convicts in the 19th century.

'Hi Bob Milne'
'Oh hi Mr. Millun'
'No it's one syllable'
'Ah i see, like Milneh?'

by Peak Ah Choo March 19, 2009

shallow-minded

lacking intellectual or mental depth or subtlety; superficial

John Smith only talks to skinny girls that wear short skirts, he's shallow-minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.

by 4reeltalk July 17, 2014

Dirty Minded

When someone can figure something sexual out of any statement.

Me: I like big beefy sausages.
Dirty minded human: that's what she said hehe

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Jack's Mannequin

Andrew McMahon of Something Corporate's insanely amazing side project.

"When I listen to Jack's Mannequin, it totally makes me melt."

by Krissala September 28, 2005

Minnesotan Goodbye

Standard method of departing a Minnesotan social event or interaction. After a person announces he or she is leaving, person and host proceed to talk for 30 - 60 more minutes in the doorway or parking lot before leaving. Length of time between announcement of departure and actual exit is directly proportional to length of the relationship and inversely proportional to the outdoor air temperature.

Lars: "Well we better head out, great party, though. Awesome beer."

Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."

*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.

Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"

by princess lila July 4, 2016