Mickey Cobbler

When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.

"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"

by DannyDimes December 3, 2020

Yo monkey on fire

Sex organs are excited and inflamed.

Man, yo monkey on fire seeing this booty!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Monkey Fucking

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.

"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"

by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015

acting da mickey

Acting stupid, insane

"That's what you get for acting da mickey, Virginia"

by This Is Permanent June 12, 2016

cubicle monkey

Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys

An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.

Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.

by W. Elliott April 23, 2006

monkey rack

A hairy chest.

Geezzz, why not get some hair removal from that monkey rack!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Brit Monkey

A way a tech support scammer calls someone from the United Kingdom

Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey

by BritMonkeyDextopHasWirus August 11, 2016