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Mini-Fonz

The act of inserting both thumbs into the anus of another, then pulling them gently apart while shrugging the shoulders and giving the catch phrase, "ehhhh!"
I can handle a Meg Ryan, but my ass isn't prepared for a mini-fonz.
by mini-fonz January 2, 2009
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miniature pinscher

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.
Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.
by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013
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Mini Jay

A Rhode Island Musician who has styles close to XXXTENTACION and Juice Wrld
Dude, have you heard Mini Jays new mixtape "Every one has a dark sid e?'"
Yes, bro that mixtape got me in my feelings
by Mini Jay RI March 21, 2019
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iPod-Mini

Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.
Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.
by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016
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Mini-van

2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back
I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!
by borgo February 27, 2009
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Minimod

A normal forum poster that takes it upon themselves to push forum rules and tell everybody how to conduct themselves instead of leaving it up to the mods. Typically reserved for people that don't know what they're talking about, act like they have some kind of authority, and/or are obviously doing what they're doing to try to score points with the real mods and become moderators themselves. (especially if it becomes a regular thing for them and/or they don't contribute much good to the community otherwise)
A typical minimod would go into a thread where several members are in an intense, hostile argument that hasn't degenerated to the point where nobody's having an intellectual discussion anymore and tell everybody to stop flaming and trolling each other, and possibly that they'll be banned if they continue.
by anon5 March 8, 2008
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Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
by Nanizzle July 1, 2008
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