Chocolate Milk Guy

Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy

by jeofry September 18, 2019

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Milk Fic

Wonderful piece of literature, 10/10 would recommend.

Summary:
Forehead man shoves milk up Ryan Ross' ass.

Me: have you read the milk fic?
Person: no I haven't, I'll read it now
Me: *grins*
Person: good lord go to church please

by afycso March 18, 2017

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Toilet Milk

Cetyl Alcohol 68 g.
Medicinal Soap 18 g.
Glycerin 23 g.
Mineral Oil 91 g.
Water 780 cc.
Perfume 20 g.

Toilet milk
Toilet milk

by toilet man 6000 August 23, 2022

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i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

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oat milk

a type of plant milk commonly consumed by the queer community. often used in iced coffee.
(disclaimer: not everyone who drinks oat milk is gay... but i mean)

"alright, and what type of milk do you want with your latte?"
"do you guys have oat milk?"
"( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by icedlavenderlatte December 21, 2021

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Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

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