Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

by Stingyjack December 17, 2009

Money Milking

The act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation.

"Continuing The Office after Michael Scott left? Ugh, total money milking" - The internet
Star Trek animated series, Rocky 4...

by wowcanyounot June 22, 2013

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

milking

when someone jerks off/ fucks a guy until every drop of cum comes out

He begged her to keep milking him because he loved how it felt.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Melting

The process of dying a little inside when seeing someone attractive.

Rachael Katz+Max Cahn and no shirt= melting...nuff said

by djkittykatzpur October 27, 2011

Melting Out

Term to describe someone that doesn't show up to their own party.

The party had been planned for months but the bachelorette got so drunk the night before that she ended up melting out on her celebration. Too bad she missed the entire bachelorette party because she couldn't get out of bed.

John melted out of his retirement party after meeting a hot girl the night before and then spending the next 48 hours with her.

by skottybpo829 September 15, 2009

milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.

by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018