mildo

Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.

I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.

by JMouseguy November 21, 2011

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mile high club

having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

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mile high

When you fuck in an airplane at least a mile in the sky.

Billy: yo Joe when did you jump on that ass last?
Joe: boy we did a mile high like in those movies. There was even another girl too.

by Don't trust my defs April 16, 2016

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mild seven

a famous japanese cigarette brand

that is not so popular in states
however is really popular in many of the asian countries.

in my personal opinion, it is one of the best cigarettes out there.

there are mild seven super lights, lights, original

Oi mate, u might wanna pop that one mild seven out for me cuz i am in serious need of good fags(cigarettes, stalks, smokes)

Dude, u want those mild sevens, not those cheap winstons.

by jwoolee February 6, 2007

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Mildewing

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

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