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midland st school 

Ngl kind of a shithole but they’ve got the kindest staff and the best school by far in Worcester mass
Oh fuck yeah my ibf went to midland st school

midland university 

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.
midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.

Cabell Midland 

CMHS students take pictures of Kelly all day and post it on Instagram as a very funny benis joke haha
Kelly gets pictures taken at cabell midland
Cabell Midland by HardBenisMan September 13, 2022

Midland Side Deal 

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
Midland Side Deal by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022

Black and Silver Midland WR100

A NOAA Weather Radio many people try to flex (including me since I own one). They have two versions. Version 1 and Version 2. Both are very rare and sniped in 15 seconds on eBay.
Son: Dad, I need money to get a Black and Silver Midland WR100.
Dad: Sure.
Son: Too late, it got sniped.
A beverage made by varying the preparation of Milo (a cocoa based chocolate drink from Australia). Formed by putting the cocoa in after the milk, and in large enough amounts so that it piles up on the surface of the milk without dissolving, creating an island.
Man, that was a good Miland!
miland by zappepdiz January 29, 2008