mindfuck

(n.) A mind-blowing, confusing situation; a perplexity, a paradox, or an enigma.

Ted: "It took me three years to talk about that."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."

Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."

"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."

by Brother Benson April 21, 2010

mindfuck

A guy/girl that messes with your mind. You never know what they mean or are thinking. They're inconsistent and confusing and will never tell you how they really feel. They fuck with ur feelings and leave u all contradicted and confused.

Dude, he's such a mindfuck, I can't tell what he means EVER.

by Bung it. July 28, 2019

mindfucker

A man who regularly promises things to a woman that he is involved with, (i.e. commitment, a future together, etc.), when he has absolutely no intention of making good on these promises. Very cold, calculating, and manipulative character, but with a very soft, kind, likeable exterior.

If you have dated/broken up with a man a dozen or more times, chances are you are involved with a mindfucker and should get out while you still have some of your dignity. And self-respect. And sanity.

by Knows Better Now April 4, 2004

mindfuck

when a woman delibertly messes with a mans emotions.

Dude, I don't get it. Ashley was all over me at the bar last weekend and last night she didn't even talk to me! Now she wants to know if i'm goin out tonight. She's definately mindfuckin you bro.

by Mr. Ecko November 5, 2009

Mindfuck Dubstep

Mindfuck dubstep is a small genre of dubstep that contains many bass drops and sparatic, at times, like beats. It is similar to rave like music. Usually paired with the term "Brutal Dubstep Drops". Mindfuck Dubstep also has a more intense sound to it. With a mix of rave like music, intense sounding dubstep, and "Brutal Dubstep Drops" it truly Mindfucks the listeners.

"My favorite type of Dubstep is Mindfuck Dubstep" or "Damn, Mindfuck Dubstep gets the blood pumping."

by Ogiramzai February 22, 2019

medfuckingevil

a person so evil it dates back to the medieval times

josie can get so medfuckingevil when she PMS;s

by fonseca May 13, 2005

Mindfuck

1. When something completely changes from one thing to another in a split second.
2. Something that when thought about completely blows your mind.
Similar to Mind=blown

1. Your fucking your girlfriend you look to your left you look down its a cat...Mindfuck

2. Person 1: Barry White with a Micky Mouse voice."
Person 2 (after thinking for a bit): Whoa...mindfuck

by Mind=cats November 20, 2011