Middletown, Rhode Island (M-town) where everyone knows everyone and no one leaves the island cut off from society. Where kids are so bored all they do is smoke and drink and get caught every night because the cops have nothing better to do. Most teenagers end up doing nothing with their lives because they never experience the "real" world. There are tourists 24/7 because of Newport and everyone hates them. In Middletown there's three things to do drink, smoke, and if yor're really extreme do coke off the back of toilet seats. At Middletown high school there is always cops and someone gets arrested eveyday. The only high school in the state that has alarms on the doors so everyone knows when someone is skipping. Where the football has the all state record for losing consecutivley except for the past two years. The only cheerleading team in the state where they allow three hundred pound girls to cheer and wear really short skirts.
by from classes that already graduated November 19, 2006
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So the acting students were giving shit to the honors kids and calling them wimps so the honors kids built a catapult device that chucked water balloons at the actors while they were walking back to Middlebrook. (True story unfortunately...)
by John the Baptist12 April 18, 2009
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Middlesbrough is an industrial town in the North-East of England it is full of drugs, prostitutes, thieving little cunts, illegal immagrints, and PARMOS!!!!!! Middlesbrough has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe well done kids!! it is supposed to be the easiest place in the country to buy cocaine and herroin but i don't belive that. Middlesbrough is the 7th wort place to live in Britain statistically just because it has the highest car stealing figures in the country doesn't make it a bad place!! There are some nice places but they are slowly becoming shitholes like the rest of the town. All in all if you want to buy cheap drugs freely and easily have a good cheap night with a prostitute have your car knicked and get mugged by smack head come to Middlesbrough!! PROUD SMOGGIE:D:D
by proud smoggie March 17, 2007
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Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.
Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.
But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.
Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.
The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.
Things I will never get back.
Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.
Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.
But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.
Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.
The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.
Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."
Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."
Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."
Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"
Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"
Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."
Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."
Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"
Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"
Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009
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They are building a Burger Palace in front of Stop and Shop eventhough theres a Burger King in walking distance
by Sam:-P January 11, 2005
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Person B: Nah, he's Middlebrook hot, look at this pic!
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Person A: Dang! He IS Middlebrook hot.
by MargieEgren October 1, 2019
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Danny- did you hear what happened to drew?
Anthony- no what?
Danny- he got mugged and shoved down a sewage drain with only 1 sock on his foot.
Anthony- damn "Middletown Rough Riders" rided another bitch.
Anthony- no what?
Danny- he got mugged and shoved down a sewage drain with only 1 sock on his foot.
Anthony- damn "Middletown Rough Riders" rided another bitch.
by The Game 2.0 November 4, 2011
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