king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

midgelet

The now PC term for Dwarf. A metro friendly definition for little people.. Please do not pick up a little person as they do not like it.

Mini Me of the famed Austin Powers Movies is in fact a midgelet.

Cmere ya little Midgelet fucker

by Wee Ph1l November 28, 2006

micaela

gets extra hyper around her friends.definitely a nice person and easy to talk to at any time about anything at all. very intelligent; always there for you when you need her. Someone who loves and cares for hamsters are probably called something like hammy ham ham\
Someone who has really good style, loves to play with her dog. most likely short, but will beat you up if you cross her

guy1: dude ,what you doing tonight

guy2 : hanging with micaela

guy 1: oh, you lucky bastard

by lamour8 June 11, 2009

mider

To annoy usually through excessive talking but always by being a nuisance.
(Liverpool/Celtic)

Quit midering me will ya I'm trying to concentrate

by Ossian April 10, 2004

Midas bukkake

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.

A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.

by Lalliman September 8, 2012

McDaesh

-Slang for the fast food chain mcdonalds

"reach mcdaesh real quick to get some double chess?"
"ya but we better go real fucking quick cause im bout to go zero to 100 #squad"

by xxx_quick_xxx_scope_xxx December 2, 2014

Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016