Gay Midas

Used to typically describe a woman who was the last to have relations with a man that later came out of the closet, and may also have a father that is gay.

"She's such a Gay Midas. Everything she touches turns to gay."

"I heard her dad's gay too. Gay Midas or what?"

by Fankfurt March 30, 2009

Midam

The ship name for Michael and Adam Milligan from the television series supernatural.

Michael! Adam or Michael possessing Adam

Person A: aww midam is so cute!

by KangalDog February 25, 2020

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

midas

really good, golden

That girls midas son

by luke December 23, 2002

Midas Touch

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.

My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.

by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004

50M Midas Sword

The biggest flex in the entire world.

Me: You got a AOTJ yet?
You: NAH I GOT A 50M MIDAS SWORD COME AT ME!

by hmuLadiesForFun November 4, 2019

Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010