microphobe

Someone who is aversed to or dislikes individuals who are attracted to microphones.

"i hate microphone lovers"
"dude that's hella microphobic. don't be a microphobe."

by medjed February 18, 2025

microgoogle

when you Google something but only for a second so you only see the first couple lines on each website

hey jerry I microgoogle what oil my car needs.

by akv_official December 7, 2025

microgoon

The definition of "mircogoon" or "microgooning" is an action. Microgooning is a form of gooning/playing with your penis that involves using your index finger and middle finger as chopsticks around the base of your penis and "flicking" it at mock speeds.

Microgooning can also be used as a celebration. For example when getting a kill in a online video game to celebrate you can hit a quick mircogoon. The better the clip the faster the flick.

Yo Noah, I just chudmaxxed my mircogooning skills last night
Noah: That's lit I know your index finger and middle finger sore asf
Ya twin
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That's a clip *starts microfapping*
Im microgooning

by Mrfaps12 December 10, 2025