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Michelin Star Pussy

Pussy that tastes absolutely immaculate, like food from a Michelin star restaurant
Bro, I was hooking up w this girl last night and when I went down on her, I found out she had that Michelin Star Pussy. I stayed down there for 20 minutes eating her out
by invisibledeoderant July 25, 2023
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Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.
P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.
by Clypse:] January 21, 2009
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Michaling it up

The process of continuing a story or a train of thought that starts with a bullshit point. The bullshit keeps pilling up.
Bro you're michaling it up, stop.
by Alex Carter February 26, 2017
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Michelinize

A modern day BDSM practice. The Dominant makes the submissive wear several pairs of underwear, so they look like the Michelin tyre man.

This is often done embarrass and humiliate the sub,, for example they may be sent to work or out in public wearing several sets of underwear so it is visible beneath their clothing.

This practice was first used in New York, 2017.
He Michelinized her with 10 sets of panties and sent her off to work.

She enjoyed her first Michelinization, she was deeply embarassed.
by Sir Master S August 24, 2017
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Michin

It's a korean word meaning
Crazy. Not for saying "That was crazy!" but used for calling someone crazy. "You 'crazy' bitch!"
#1 She's a 'michin' nyon! (Crazy Bitch). #2 Michin... (Crazy...)
by YourGarbage May 26, 2018
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Michalina

Pronounced Mee-ha-lee-na.
Apparently, the name means ‘Someone like a god’, and barely anybody knows how to pronounce it when first seeing/hearing the name.
Some mispronunciations I have heard include:
Michael-eena, Mish-a-leena, Mitch-a-lee-na, Mick-a-lee-na, McKayla (???), Macarena (?!?!?!), Macaroni (?!?!?!?!?!?!), and Mee-ha-le-na.
Dude: So, er, Micka—
Michalina: It’s pronounced Mee-ha-lee-na.
Dude: I’m assuming your name is Polish?
Michalina: No, it’s Michalina.
*generic laugh track*
by MiaHasAHardName May 22, 2022
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The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.
Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"
by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008
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