Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'
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by mitzya November 2, 2017
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by Tee Adams June 11, 2017
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After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.
by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008
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by Alarm man May 28, 2018
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Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
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Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
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by Zach The Magical Hobo July 19, 2009
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