Mexican Time 

About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.

The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.

Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...

Mexican Time by BboyBokChoi January 17, 2010

Mexican Typhoon 

The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus

"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"

Mexican Typhoon by Matt 'the mega' Wang March 24, 2010

mexican tupperware 

Any empty plastic container, ie; margarine bowls, cottage cheese containers with a removable top. Any reusable plastic container.

I store my leftovers in my "mexican tupperware" and take it to work.

mexican tupperware by Muffchelle April 23, 2008

Mexican Table 

Someone who holds an item for you without agreeing. It is like a Mexican that gets paid for doing chores, but this time the Mexican is holding something. (mexican table)

"Ahh, my hands are full, here hold something and be a Mexican Table." ; "HAHA, Mexican Table!!"(kids point and laugh and throw stuff at it to hold).

Mexican Table by Kevum July 1, 2009

Mexican Throwdown 

When a male ejaculates into the air, catches it with an open palm, and throws it down at a female on her knees.

So last night I surprised my girl with a good old Mexican Throwdown

Mexican Throwdown by DGibson March 18, 2011

Mexican tunnel slide

The act of anal sex after consuming large quantities of Taco Bell.

Last night, we did the Mexican tunnel slide and it got messy

Mexican tunnel slide by See_Jayyyy August 19, 2021

mexican toppings

when you shove your dick so far down her throat she vomits blood and bits of food, therefore being Mexican salsa/toppings

Person 1: Guess what i gave Stacey yesterday
Person 2: Mexican toppings?
Person 1: HELL YEAH!

mexican toppings by mexican hammer time May 20, 2015