meth head shower

You take a shower where it is extremely cold because you need to be more alert.

Dustin- I need to make some moves but I don't want to get up
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)

by Eaglesfan156 January 2, 2017

Methan

The ship name for Megan and Ethan, if both are into science then pronounce it like methane, let all your friends know of this ship and now in chemistry whenever methane is mentioned all eyes will be on this cute couple!

Teacher: bla bla bla Methane!

Literally everyone :*stares at megan and ethan*
-(except jessica bc she's a cunt)

by LordDoggo January 10, 2019

2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

Meth Fairy

A Meth Fairy is term used twords an attractive female that would never look the part of a drug addicte. This doesn't necessarily mean the person uses meth, its a an umbrella term for all forms of all drugs.

I may not look it, but I'm a meth fairy.

"Hey, slow down you're gonna get nic sick." Trust me, I can handle my shit. I'm a Meth Fairy.

Sarah! I didn't know you smoked! "Yah I'm a Meth Fairy."

by SandyMoon December 23, 2020

No Meth March

A month in which you cannot do meth in any way, shape or form. Sadness tends to increase by 600%

1. Yo lets go do some meth
2. It's No Meth March you failure!

by Epic9YearOld January 19, 2019

Krustal Meth

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.

that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.

by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010

meth tard

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.

Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.

by Truman Starr September 10, 2005