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Voltaire's Mechanized Army

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.
by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.
Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.
by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005
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Melanited

Pronounced: Mell-a-neated

People with high levels of dark pigmentation (Melanin) within their skin.

So spelled and pronounced to reduce confusion for those not familiar with the word, and encourage connect to root word - Melanin

See also: Melanated, Melinated
The people of Africa and the diaspora around the world are Melanited, giving them their darker toned skin.
by Uncovered_Wordsmith93 January 12, 2019
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Methane breath Mint

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.
Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.
by gimpfeet April 1, 2009
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Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.
John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.
by Lollyhead April 20, 2023
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Methalated

To be completely high on CrystalMeth.
Dane: Are you methalated or what?

Will: Yeah, I smoked way too much crack this morning..
by Taylor sq January 16, 2008
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methacine

Methamphetamines used compulsicely in an attempt to lose weight or deal with reality.
"wow you look skinny, have you been using methacine?"
by Shephards Stray April 16, 2010
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