West Melton

chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!

All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham

*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*

Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?

Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)

by Fed Up Grannys. August 14, 2008

merton

An extremely powerful, yet underrated black magic spell that damages enemies as well as the magic casters and their accompanying party members. The spell typically is an explosive non-elemental "meltdown" derived from fire, wind, and dark elements. Casting Merton is quite a useful way to eliminate enemies quickly provided you cast "Reraise" or "Autolife" on your characters to resurrect them after the explosion. Merton spells typically let off a "screeching" roar as they destroy everything in their path.

Merton is featured in several "Final Fantasy" games, namely Final Fantasy VI and Final Fantasy VIII. It is also featured in other RPGs such as "Rudra no Hihou." Final Fantasy is a trademark of the Square-Enix Company, a popular manufacturer of video games.

by FF9399 August 26, 2005

Moston

A large bear like guy who likes to kiss everybody male or female when he's drunk. Can handle his beer and more importantly his food but rarely shares the latter. If food sharing occurs then he probably wants a bit of what you're eating.

Quick, hide your food Moston's coming! uh oh its gone

by ScubaSteveCH April 9, 2009

Harris Academy Merton

This is most definitely the shittest, wettest and neakiest school in South. The school is full of pakis that just focus on education and every single person that is in this school is wet. They think they are elite because Ramz went to there school. I left from the livest school in south to arrive to the shittest sixth form in south. I am now depressed everyday when I go to school. Someone please save me from this tired school.

Boy: What school dyu go to?
Friend: I go to Harris Academy Merton
Boy: YOURE A NERD U WET GUY HAHAHAHA

by Scuttyyy123 January 15, 2020

Melton

To insert one's finger into an unsuspecting strangers anus.

That girl totally just got a Melton from that creepy guy!

by Captain Stink Finger May 23, 2016

melton

a shithole inbetween melbourne and bacchus marsh. you are guaranteed to get raped or stabbed if you walk around there alone.
avoid lurking around in the south end, as there are way to many pedos.

Johnny remember to take his rape alarm when going to melton safeway.

by fairenough11 August 14, 2011

McStoned

Getting super stoned than going to mcdons and getting some food.

"dude this McGangbanger is so good because i'm "McStoned"

by Mickle the McStoner January 17, 2012