Mesmerize

To hold your beer with 2 hands and drop it shattering to the floor from staring at a cute country boy.

Im sorry for the broken glass, I was mesmerized by him, can I have another....for free (buuurp)?

by GennaTalia August 25, 2013

messterner

mɛstəɹnəɹ
1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.

Those fat messterners are awfully tipsy!!

by Blong's Friend November 2, 2011

Messier

He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.

Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy

by incognitoos November 22, 2021

mesmer

a noun;

used in place of someone that mesmerizes.

that mesmer sure is awesome

by uhoh2011 May 6, 2011

Messersmith

Is really adorable, musically talented. Loves Minnesota. Lovable but married, always married. Funny, attractive. They are nerdy but sexy.

Sophie: Hey want to go see Jeremy Messersmith?
Sofia: I was going to get married, but sure

by Sophfiae December 29, 2011

mesmerize

to be fascinated by someone's outfit
or rather outter appereance

If you see a hot chick and say: Damn, that's a hot girl...she is lookin' sexy.

by 50 Fellaz February 2, 2003

messer-upper

A person that is always messing up another person's plans.

Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.

by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007