Roger Meshitta

An unfortunate named soul.

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

methil hangover

Snorting coke off a white mans cock

Fancy going for a methil hangover?

by Nick/Emma November 28, 2007

Methil

A shithole town in Fife near Leven and the East Coast. Full of arsehole neds that hang around outside shops and street corners in groups either shitfaced on Buckfast and/or drugs who will give people abuse and act hard with their mates, but will say fuck all to you when they are on their own. Contrary to popular opinion, there are some good people in Methil, but they are sadly outnumbered by all the fuckwit arseholes who cause hassle and ruin it for everyone else. Not as nice as Leven, but a lot better than Kennoway, Buckhaven and East Wemyss without a doubt.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Awrite pal, ah'm fae Methil, goat ony smack or bucky on ye?"
Person 1: Shouts "Look Police!!" and clutches their valuables and moves quickly in the other direction for their own safety while the Methil person is confused and nervous glancing furtively all over the place looking for a police van.

by Krystal Meph April 23, 2019

Mashile

Mashile is a one of a kind guy, smart, sexy and quite a ladies man, he has a long big dick one that can make any girl shake and tremble. Don't get him wrong though, he is respectful buh if you cross the line he can kick your ass. If you have a mashile in your life you are very lucky.

Omg did you hear? Mashile has a big dick wish he could fuck me.
Every girl wants a respectful guy like Mashile.

by That girlsandy November 22, 2021

Meshslap

inserting a low-quality or low-effort 3D model into a video game

that guy is the kind of modder who only does meshslap

by PapuIndependizado July 30, 2022

messilate

the act of shitting in a partners face while having an orgasm from anal licking

i was licking my gf ass and she made me stop so she wouldnt messilate on me

by daggerkok January 10, 2012

Mekhila

The most beautiful chocolate earth goddess out there, has the nicest body . She can have whoever she wants and is in love with the human body and its art and being naked . She never wears clothes

You know Mekhila ?
Mekhila is AMAZING

She gives me LIFE

by Jayjayhi May 30, 2015