Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

Menotard

A person who loses normal levels of cognitive function due to menopause and/or behaves in an unbalanced or psychotic way.

I'm not working with her, she's a complete Menotard.

Did you get help for your menotardation?

by twilightB September 30, 2019

Mertavia

A sad depressed bean who only writes angst and fluff because that’s how they live

She’s such a Mertavia.

by Wawa_Weeb September 10, 2020

Meropasclegic Era

The Meropasclegic Era took place at the end of the Iberia-Greco-Roman cooperation Period and was marked by the important works of poets like Andrei Petrakov and Günther Heinrich Lederhose and Great Arcitects like Gaius Scipio Senates Populisio Romanusius. It was an age where contemporary artists stared viewing the past not as mythic and uncertain but as a quantifiable resource for consumption,

Man... the Meropasclegic Era was interesting! A lot happened and a lot of people died

by Lakitax September 14, 2020

meroratte

Meroratte is the word for someone who is consistently dick sucking and smoking bamboo

Dis Meroratte type o' nigga is ridiculous. Jus' stap fahkin' 'round homo homes. U lil mero cabron.

by BikkMeem November 17, 2020

Mertali

Mertali is a Turkish definition for silly people in Turkey. Sometimes shortens as mali.

-Wassup man?
+Not good dawg, feel a bit mertali today.

by Jupko November 21, 2021

Mertali

Mertali is a Turkish male name.
He is fucking kindest and loveliest men in the world.
He veryl loyal and trustable. Such a sweatheart.

He should be best boyfriend. Usually have anger problem but trying to control.
And love Melisa so much. If you find any other Mertali dont miss couse he can love you like a men.
Thanks to Mertali.

Mertali is a fucking real men bro.

by mellonea.k November 21, 2021